It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
you know the world is going to end when you’re about to sneeze and you have food in your mouth
Im working on a psych project and my topic is how messed up the education system is and how it causes students to stress out way too much, cause panic attacks, speed up the rate of depression, cause mental break downs etc. I want real statistics and maybe your experience. Please include age/grade or year/experience if you would like to tell me anonymously your experience
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place